My third nipple???

The other day, I happened to get off earlier than the Mizzrus. [Not that way Pervs... Off from work earlier!] When she walked in, I was sitting at the computer with "Daddy Juice" at hand wondering what to write about next. I had been starting, stopping, wondering what to write...

She says: "Hey Baby. What cha doin'?"

Me: "Trying to come up with a new blog post".

She: "What ideas do you have so far?"

Me: "Well..., I've got an idea for one I'm calling, 'My Third Nipple'"...

She: "SERIOUSLY!?!?!  What the HELL made you think of THAT? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE  A THIRD NIPPLE!"

Me: "[Sheepishly] I might could have had a third nipple"...

She: But seriously, what made you even think of that"????

Me: "I thought it sounded kinda cool. I certainly wouldn't mind if you had three boobies"...

She: "REALLY??? I mean, REALLY"???

Me: "That doesn't sound cool"???

She: "Tell me again why I said I'd marry you"???

Me: "O.K.. How about: 'And that's when I knew I'd been in the presence of: THE CHUPA CABRA'!!!"

She: "You are 'hung like a flea', and have no money. What the Hell was I thinking"???

Me: "I love you BABY"...

She: [A little less hostile] "I love you too... ASSHOLE"!!! [She always calls me that when she's feelin' all lovey dovey.]

Me: "Baby..., Would you be a 'Lamb' and fix me another 'Daddy Juice'? [O.K., What I REALLY did was loudly shake the cubes in the glass in the hopes she would get the clue that I wanted another drink...]

She: "You rang, my Lord??? [What I heard...] [What she said...] "If you think I'm going to miss one second of this re-run of Sex and the City [that she's seen at least 10 times] to fix you a Damn drink"...

Me: "3-D Porn and 'Fire n' Ice Condoms"???

Me: "My palindrome novel"???

She: "What do you want from me"???

Me: "Baby, I know that you are all 'Sex and the City mode', but I'm dyin' over here"...

She: "Why don't you write about the 'BIG CONSPIRACY' that prevents you from being inducted into the Mensa Society"???

Me: "You know that's a sensitive issue"...

She: "Seinfeld"!

Me: "Seinfield? What the hell does that have to do with a new post"?

She: "Well, he made a whole series about nothing. Don't you think your 'poser ass' [literary genius] could at least write ONE POST ABOUT NOTHING"???

Me: "Baby, I think you might be on to something... I sure do love you"...

She: "I love you too... AASSSHOLE"!!! [She really means it as a term of endearment...]